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            | The Anaheim, Azusa, And Cucamonga Sewing Circle, Book Review, And Timing Association (Jan & Dean)
 (Jan Berry/Roger Christian/D. Altfield)
 
 For the Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle,
 Book Review, and Timing Association
 
 They wear organdy dresses and high-button shoes
 They read Playboy magazine and Hot-Rod News
 There's Patience Proper and Prudence Prim
 You oughta see 'em do the spin
 
 chorus:
 They come from Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga too
 Sewing circle and book review
 The little old ladies wait in wild anticipation
 For the meetings of the double-A-C A-S-S-N
 For the Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle,
 Book Review, and Timing Association
 
 They toot around town in their big Grand Prixes
 Sittin' in their bucket seats, shootin' the breeze
 You know that all week long they put up jammin' preserves
 But on the weekend they negotiate curves
 
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 The meeting breaks up with a thunderous roar
 Then there's a mad mad rush for the big old door
 They run to their cars like the start at LeMond's
 They make the spin donuts in their lawns
 
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 For the Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga Sewing Circle,
 Book Review, and Timing Association
 
 (repeat & fade):
 Go grannies, go grannies, go grannies go
 
 
 
 
 
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